Cents (Certs)
Killy Putty (Silly Putty)
Clunky Candy (Chunky)
Scary Jane Candy (Mary Jane)
Mold Power (Cold Power)
Heavy Trash Bags (Hefty)
Life Servers Candy (LifeSavers)
Casket Soap (Cascade)
Tic-Toc Candy (Tic Tac)
FIB Deterrent (Fab)
Seventon (Seventeen)
Stinkertoy (Tinkertoy)
Barman Barroom Tissue (Charmin)
Pollydent (Polident)
Buz Detergent (Biz)
Toad Bubble Bath (Tide)
Creep Toothpaste (Crest)
Mr. Mean (Mr. Clean)
Beastball Bubble Gum (Baseball Cards)
Shorts Illustrated Magazine (Sports Illustrated)
Screech Tape (Scotch)
Playskull (Playskool)
Nooseweek Magazine (Newsweek)
Playbug Magazine (Playboy)
Balding Football (Spalding)
Fearasil (Clearasil)
Irish Ring Soap (Irish Spring)
Hamel Cigarettes (Camel)
Shingle's Plaster Chips (Pringle's)
Copperbone Lotion (Coppertone)
Cracked Lighter (Cricket)
Under World Ham (Underwood)
Pepto-Dismal (Pepto-Bismol)
Oscar Moron Bacon (Oscar Mayer)
Duck and Hide (Duncan Hines)
Ape Green Beans (A&P)
Ain't Toothpaste (Aim)
Sell'em Cigarettes (Salem)
Duxie Cups (Dixie Cups)
Electric Slave (Lectric Shave)
Earth Bum Shampoo (Earth Born)
Ghoul Humor (Good Humor)
Milk of Amnesia (Phillips' Milk of Magnesia)
Milk Muds Candy (Milk Duds)