1st Series
Lavirus (Lavoris Mouthwash)
Liptorn Soup (Lipton)
Mrs. Klean (Mr. Clean)
Quacker Oats (Quaker Oats Cereal)
Series #1 Checklist
2nd Series
Ajerx (Ajax Cleanser)
Awful Bits (Alpha-Bits Cereal)
Blunder Bread (Wonder Bread)
Brittle Soap Pads (Brillo Pads)
Fish-Bone Dressing (Wish-Bone)
3rd Series
Dr. Ono (Drano)
Moonshine Crackers (Sunshine Cheez-It)
4th Series
Brute 88 (Brut 33)
Escuire Foot Polish (Esquire Boot Polish)
Fang (Tang Orange Drink)
Freetoes (Fritos Corn Chips)
Gatoraid (Gatorade)
Milk-Foam (Milk-Bone Dog Treats)
Nutlee's Quit (Nestle Quik)
Raw Goo Sauce (Ragu)
5th Series
Shot Wheels (Hot Wheels)
6th Series
Airraid Deodorant (Arrid)
Baby Runt (Baby Ruth Candy Bar)
Broomo Seltzer (Bromo-Seltzer)
Eviltime (Ovaltine)
Footsie Roll (Tootsie Roll Candy)
Jerkens Soap (Jergens)
Peter Pain Peanut Butter (Peter Pan)
Run-A-Way Vitamins (One A Day)
(2) Scare-Deal Notebook (Square Deal)
Snarlamint Cigarettes (Parliament)
Sneer (Cheer Laundry Soap)
Spills Bros. (Hills Bros. Coffee)
Sugar Cigar Crisp (Super Sugar Crisp Cereal)
Valveater Cheese (Velveeta)
7th Series
Alpoo Dog Food (Alpo)
Big Banana Pen (Bic Banana)
Big Muc Hamburger (Big Mac)
Blank Crows (Black Crows Candy)
Boozo Gum (Bozo)
Emptimo Cigars (Optimo)
Feetena Cereal (Wheatena)
Marshmallow Flopp (Marshmallow Fluff)
Medi-Quak (Medi-Quik)
Mex-Pax Coffee (Max-Pax)
My-T-Fink Desert (My-T-Fine)
Slopicana Juice (Tropicana Orange Juice)
8th Series
Bone Ami (Bon Ami Cleanser)
Hostile Thinkies (Hostess Twinkies)
Kentucky Fried Fingers (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Yicks Cough Drops (Vicks)
9th Series
Belch's Grape Jelly (Welch's)
Cents (Certs Mints)
Czechlets (Chiclets Gum)
Ducko Cement (Duco)
GI Toe (GI Joe)
Hookey Bubble Gum (Hockey)
Ivy Soap (Ivory Soap)
Killy Putty (Silly Putty)
Messy Marker (Magic Marker)
Paper Wate Pen (Paper Mate)
Raggedy Ant Doll (Raggedy Ann)
Squabble Word Game (Scrabble)
Windstun (Winston Cigarettes)
10th Series
Hiccups’ Milk of Amnesia (Phillips' Milk of Magnesia)
Pepto-Dismal (Pepto-Bismol)
Ruden's Cough Drops (Luden's)
11th Series
Bash Detergent (Dash Laundry Soap)
14th Series
Canquit Chicken Pie (Banquet)
Polarbearoid Film (Polaroid)