HAPPY DAZE WITH PAUL WEBB39;S MOUNTAIN BOYS
December 1962 calendar
January: 39;39;Reckon we orta git brakes this year ... draggin39; mah feet is too blasted hard on mah corns.39;39;
February: 39;39;Sometimes Ah wish Oncle Finny hadn39;t hit that oil under his farm ... what39;ll we do with these things he keeps sendin39; us?39;39;
March: 39;39;Ole Jed is sure mighty anxious t39; marry off them three daughters, ain39;t he?39;39;
April: 39;39;Pa sez we shouldn39;t take this short-cut too often ... causes rust or somethin39;.39;39;
May: 39;39;Maw always sed one of us was stupider than the other two ... mus39; be him.39;39;
June: 39;39;Shecks ... she39;s got him hen-pecked already ... won39;t let 39;im go after eels with us tonight.39;39;
July: 39;39;S39;posin a shoe bounces off39;n yore Paw39;s head plumb onto the peg ... do we rule it a clean ringer?39;39;
August: 39;39;Break it up boys ... you39;ve done enuf whittlin39; fer one day.39;39;
September: 39;39;Go fetch our eye-dropper, Luke ... cousin Jason may want to cut his with a li39;l water.39;39;
October: 39;39;Thar39;s a sign out yonder warnin39; folks 39;bout that crack in the seat ... taint our fault ya can39;t read.39;39;
November: 39;39;Shecks ... Ah figgered he39;d jump a little ... but not that high.39;39;
December: 39;39;Please keep on this side of the pickle barrels, fellers ... Sophie Potts is tryin39; on one o39; them new-fangled girdles.39;39;